Posted by Eli | June 8th, 2009

Jokes and Riddles:

1. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
   Nacho Cheese
2. What’s black and white and red all over?
   A Newspaper
3. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
   To get to the body shop
4. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
   Because he didn’t have the guts
5. Knock Knock
   Who’s there
   Lettuce
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce in
6. Knock Knock
   Who’s there?
   Boo
   Boo Who?
   You don’t have to cry… it’s just a joke!
7. What do you get when an octopus gets into a fight with a bear?
   A fur coat with eight sleeves
8. What kind of frog can jump higher than a telephone pole?
   Any frog.  Telephone poles can’t jump!
9. If there is a helicopter and it crashes on the border of Canada and America, where would you bury the survivors?  In Canada or America?
   You don’t bury the survivors!!
10. If a man goes to Texas on Friday and he’s there for twos days, and he comes back on Friday, how is this possible?
    His horse is named Friday

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